Sunday, July 28, 2013


Just when I think this band is never going to play again, i'm wrong...again. This time we're headed to my favorite vacation spot CANADA for one hell of a fucking weekend in Montreal. We'll be opening up for OMEGAS, CITIZENS ARREST, and NEGATIVE APPROACH on Aug 4th. The shirts you see on the eccentric stoner recluse DAN ANDERSON above will be available. He also made the shirts, one of few things he actually did this year.

So save your loonies and two-nies, and when I get there you can all apologize to me for even thinking for a minute the leafs could beat the bruins, and if you have any issues with that just remember, we still have all the guns...which makes all of your opinions invalid, hosers.

If you have any issues, questions about any of the details of this show, my trip back east, or about whatever's on my mind at the moment feel free to call me at 774-280-2103. Love you

Thursday, June 14, 2012


You west coasters excited? Not as much as we are I'm sure. Sean has been on HOAX tour for the past month rotting his brain with cotton candy and young girls, Tony is being forced to leave his holy sanctuary of rural western MA to go to some place where people get "hyphy", and we haven't played together since our last practice (the chicago show). Another thing, there is NO drinking allowed at this gig unfortunately. Rest assured there will be plenty of drinking before and after. Definitely get there early, the place is small as fuck. You can talk about "spit-jack" with chris erba if you get bored. If you want to come get ignorant with us afterwards just let me know, and as always if you have any questions about the show or anything else feel free to call me 774-280-2103


Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Friday June 15th:

@ 1234 GO Oakland, CA

Its a small one, so get there early

Sunday, March 18, 2012

The Nightmare Continues


RAW NERVE (Last Show)

@ The Mousetrap 2201 W Huron st Chicago IL

I'll be in town all weekend. If you have any bad ideas give me a call 774-280-2103

Shell Shock

Since we returned from 9 days of breathing in noxious materials and thrashing with the lowest-brow degenerates in the dregs of north America, we've been fucked. While we have nothing on those gunslingers in the middle east, the symptoms are present...fatigue, slower reaction times, indecision, disconnect from one's surroundings, inability to prioritize. Totally worth the side effects. Fucking killer time. Thanks to everyone who put us up, danced like maniacs, satisfied our chemical appetites, paid $9 for a hoax 7", bought a wet T-shirt, or sacrificed their living room floor. Thanks to Now That's Class for showing me the most deranged scene of mutants I've ever seen. Special thanks to Canada for showing us more love than anyone else. Death House was a dream. Cheers to everyone who came out from Hamilton ON. Thanks to the shamaness in Toronto who seduced me with fire. Sorry to those in Montreal  who wanted records. You always want what you can't have, so says the Youth Attack records marketing plan.

Are we back together? I still don't have an answer for that. I never know what I'm doing from one day to the next. Sean doesn't know where/who he is from one minute to the next, and Tony is a transcendental druid whose decisions probably depend on the moon cycles more than anything. All I can tell you is if we're offered an all expenses paid night of wreck-less, ignorant behavior there's a good chance we'll be there.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

This is Western Mass NOT Boston

SQRM Tour '12 w/ HOAX:

2/17 - Hadley MA @ Hulabaloo w/ Psychic Blood
2/18 - Philadelphia PA @ Bikeworks
2/19 - Richmond VA @ Ask a Punk w/ Violent Outburst 8pm
2/20 - Washington DC @ The Rocketship w/ New Breed, State Violence 7pm
2/21 - Pittsburgh PA @ The Spahn Ranch
2/22 - Cleveland OH @ Now That's Class
2/23 - Toronto ON @ Siesta Nouveaux w/ SHIT, Kremlin, Purity Control 7pm
2/24 - Montreal QC @ Death House w/ Flatgrey, Column of Heaven, Vile Intent 9pm
2/25 - Albany NY @ Valentines w/ Longcat, Nochildren, Dont Belong 8pm

Get in there


*Sorry to those who were offended by the last post. To those who know me its obvious how much I love Canada. Remember I'm an american. That means it's my firm belief that shitting on other cultures is not only my god given right, but also my responsibility. Don't take it personally. I'm gracious that our brothers to the north are welcoming us. When I get up there we can all put on our toukes and rock a piss.