Sunday, March 18, 2012

The Nightmare Continues

SATURDAY APRIL 14th

RAW NERVE (Last Show)
SQRM
VILE GASH
MANIPULATION
C LO

@ The Mousetrap 2201 W Huron st Chicago IL
7pm

I'll be in town all weekend. If you have any bad ideas give me a call 774-280-2103

Shell Shock

Since we returned from 9 days of breathing in noxious materials and thrashing with the lowest-brow degenerates in the dregs of north America, we've been fucked. While we have nothing on those gunslingers in the middle east, the symptoms are present...fatigue, slower reaction times, indecision, disconnect from one's surroundings, inability to prioritize. Totally worth the side effects. Fucking killer time. Thanks to everyone who put us up, danced like maniacs, satisfied our chemical appetites, paid $9 for a hoax 7", bought a wet T-shirt, or sacrificed their living room floor. Thanks to Now That's Class for showing me the most deranged scene of mutants I've ever seen. Special thanks to Canada for showing us more love than anyone else. Death House was a dream. Cheers to everyone who came out from Hamilton ON. Thanks to the shamaness in Toronto who seduced me with fire. Sorry to those in Montreal  who wanted records. You always want what you can't have, so says the Youth Attack records marketing plan.

Are we back together? I still don't have an answer for that. I never know what I'm doing from one day to the next. Sean doesn't know where/who he is from one minute to the next, and Tony is a transcendental druid whose decisions probably depend on the moon cycles more than anything. All I can tell you is if we're offered an all expenses paid night of wreck-less, ignorant behavior there's a good chance we'll be there.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

This is Western Mass NOT Boston


SQRM Tour '12 w/ HOAX:

2/17 - Hadley MA @ Hulabaloo w/ Psychic Blood
2/18 - Philadelphia PA @ Bikeworks
2/19 - Richmond VA @ Ask a Punk w/ Violent Outburst 8pm
2/20 - Washington DC @ The Rocketship w/ New Breed, State Violence 7pm
2/21 - Pittsburgh PA @ The Spahn Ranch
2/22 - Cleveland OH @ Now That's Class
2/23 - Toronto ON @ Siesta Nouveaux w/ SHIT, Kremlin, Purity Control 7pm
2/24 - Montreal QC @ Death House w/ Flatgrey, Column of Heaven, Vile Intent 9pm
2/25 - Albany NY @ Valentines w/ Longcat, Nochildren, Dont Belong 8pm

Get in there



Soary

*Sorry to those who were offended by the last post. To those who know me its obvious how much I love Canada. Remember I'm an american. That means it's my firm belief that shitting on other cultures is not only my god given right, but also my responsibility. Don't take it personally. I'm gracious that our brothers to the north are welcoming us. When I get up there we can all put on our toukes and rock a piss.

Monday, January 23, 2012

RESURRECTION




I know, i said we were through. I wasn't lying...i swear. While I hate to be that band, the one that reunites so shortly after breaking up...you know we never would have done it in the first place if someone we know didnt have such strong loyalties to the commonwealth of massachusetts. Not everyone wants to be in a band with "some faggot that lives in California".

Now that all differences are forgiven, we're hitting the road with our friends HOAX on an east coast tour for the last week of FEB. We'll also be visiting the great white north, to show them the whitest time they've seen in a while. Hopefully they show their gratitude by paying us in real american dollars, and not that shitty play money they fuck around with up there: http://coins.about.com/b/2008/07/22/loonies-and-toonies-canadian-dollar-coins.htm Save the loonies and toonies for the kids please.

More details to come


Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The End

I think it's safe to say this band is done. After seeing the white one in his fortress of solitude this past weekend its clear that he's not coming out anytime soon. He has everything he needs in there. A banjo, racist black metal tapes, a woman-slave, and all the other amenities that come with cave life. With his waning interests in the modern world and electric music now down to zero, he just doesn't have a place for S in his life. The only thing that might convince him to come out is if you get one of the following bands to play: Furthur, Darvocets, Phish, Gordon Solie Motherfuckers, Inmates, Taylor Swift, Kenny Chesney, Slim Thug, Slapshot, No Warning, or any black metal band with the word moon in it.

Sean and I recorded some new material while I was home which may be used for something else. Whoever wants to do vocals on it is welcome.

I still have some of these Rodeo LPs lying around if you still want one.

Thanks to the people who made this band what it was:

Frank Lemkey
Mark McCoy
Marc Gonya
Rival Mob
CC + DFJ
Shana Sadeghi-Ray
The Kings
Jimmy Flynn/Mike Flynn/Pat Flynn
Mark SQRM
"Mattchew"
George "William" Meyers
Donnovan
Pipe Bomb
Ian Logan
Vulcan
Chill Will
White Sanes
Danimal
Craig Arms
Andrew Hein
Gebo
Ryan Springtime Duffy
Ryan Abbot
Gerald Clark
Rose
Rose 2
Dark Master
Gastric Lavage
Chris Dooley
Aleister Crowley

and anyone else i forgot...purposefully

one love



Thursday, March 17, 2011

THE RETURN

After a long bender, I'm returning to the east to accompany NEO CONS on the MA part of their east coast tour. While I'm there we're heading out to desolate and terrifying WINDSOR MA to record a new release with the RED BARON. You may know him from Mudlark, you may have seen him creeping up on you in your rearview mirror in the middle of the night, or maybe you've seen his artwork on an album called HIDDEN WORLD. He's recording us REAL2REAL. No bullshit.

Unfortunately we won't be playing any shows on this trip. A shoulder has gone sour, along with an attitude. When we play next is in the hands of the white one...

In other news Gonya will be repressing WHITE SAINTS on ABCESS records. Another 200. No limited colors, no polybags, no alternate cover, no alternate endings, no alternative lifestyle gift bags. Just the shitty cover art I made on photoshop and the wax.

NEO CONS, BOSTON STRANGLER, LIBYANS (http://www.rockband.com/songs/finder#-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/libyans/), and HOAX in Boston 3/31
Holyoke on 4/1